Bacon chocolate chip cookie edition
One tuna salad sandwich and a box full of mayonnaise. Let’s do this.
Nobody wants the sticky bits that cling to the muffin wrapper. Just throw it away.
The romance of the last strawberry.
Blueberry crisp edition
Is that 1/8th or 1/9th of a donut? My diet only allows for 9ths.
Peach raspberry cobbler. It’s good. Just eat it.
I just double just-eat-the-last-oned my own party
Is that a nibbled bagel? And are bagels serious bullshit? Because nobody, NOBODY eats the last bagel.
Sounds reasonable enough.