I just double just-eat-the-last-oned my own party
Is that a nibbled bagel? And are bagels serious bullshit? Because nobody, NOBODY eats the last bagel.
Sounds reasonable enough.
For the love of god. If you’re going to cut a donut, cut it in half. Don’t cut an awkward sliver off the outside of the donut. The rule from now on is that if you must divide it, the only acceptable cuts must intersect the center of the donut.
But let’s be reasonable. Nobody needs to take a portion of a donut from the office kitchen.